My Speech 2017
Hello, guys for the last few weeks we had you write a speech yay (sarcastically) But anyways I was quite proud of my speech so I decided to share it with you And if you don't want to read it well...
TOO BAD!!!
How would you survive a zombie apocalypse?
Hello, ladies and laddies, my name is Aidan Pine and I am your Zombie Survival Master. Welcome to my zombie survival guide…
There are many different types of zombies, to be accurate 26, and that's just not just the ones from games or movies. Now people think that zombies are just funny things to scare people, but that's not true…
Zombies can become a reality in the future via the evolution of a virus or parasite. The virus is called Rabies, which dogs can contract. Once a dog has the virus it drives them to complete madness, then if they bite a human the virus is spread to them which causes them to act like a Zombie because of the illness.
Another cause could be a parasite called toxoplasmosa gondii.
This parasite squirms up to the brain of rodents, such as rats, and takes control of them and makes them fearless. This causes the rodent to lose its head and run straight towards a cat or dog where the cat or dog will probably eat the rat, as well as the parasite. Scientists expect with evolution that if a cat or dog gets infected with the parasite and they bite a human, the human can show Zombie like symptoms.
Which now brings me to the next part. What types of zombies there are, how to identify them and how to exterminate them. So get comfy because you're about to be bombarded with information.
Generic Zombies
The straightforward Zombie.
How to identify: well let's just say… THEY ARE EVERYWHERE.
How to kill: Hit it in the head with ANYTHING.
Walkers and Runners
These guys are stronger than generic zombies and travel in packs.
How to identify: they travel in packs duh!! Like I just said before.
How to kill: grenades and rapid fire guns.
Spitters and Vomiters
Spitters spit out toxic acid and vomiters, well the name says it all - eww gross!
How to identify: vomiters have vomit covering the front of their shirts and around their mouths.
How to kill: basically anything ranged such as guns.
Then there are Armed Zombies, which you guessed it - they have weapons!
How to identify: they are holding a weapon!
How to kill: anything ranged and also probably a riot shield
But armed zombies are rare, so you probably won’t be seeing them anytime soon.
Radioactive Zombies
These Zombies are from an area where there was radiation activity, like from a nuclear power plant.
How to identify: Sorry - there is no way to identify them.
How to kill: Long ranged weapons, such as Sniper rifles, yep snipers.
Ok, so now that you know some of the types of Zombies, you can research the rest... I don’t want you getting bored.
So if it becomes a reality that Zombies are living, here are some things to help you survive an attack.
- A close ranged weapon, such as a machete.
- Guns, such as a sniper rifle, a Remington rifle or a.k. assault rifle.
- Grenades to take out hordes of Zombies.
- A long weapon, such as a fire ax or spear.
- And finally, some thick body armor that covers your arms and hands. You will also need something to cover your mouth and thick pants to protect you from crawler Zombies plus robust shoes.
Now a vehicle is crucial to your survival, as you will need it to explore and find resources, such as food, and wood.
Vehicles such as a van can be used as a mobile fortress and to stockpile resources. Or a pickup truck for quickly getting resources or fast cars, like a Ferrari or any sports car would be good as a fast getaway car. So when choosing your vehicle, just go with your gut instinct.
You will also need a base camp. The best places for you to set up your base camp would be somewhere isolated and grassy, near an ocean, because Zombies can barely swim. Another good spot would be somewhere up high, that you would need to climb something. Zombies can’t climb things so this would make it impossible for them to get to you.
So now that I’ve shared with all of my Zombie Survival knowledge, I hope you feel a bit more confident that you can survive a Zombie Apocalypse, and remember, it's never too late to be prepared.
My Writing Goal
To independently Revise and rework my writing by inserting and adding detail, crossing out unnecessary parts and using a dictionary or thesaurus.
Now Im going to show you Proof That I have done this By Showing you a story I have written.
Beyond the room
Chapter 1: CATZ AND MORE
“Hey do you know where we are Zoe”
“Na”
“Crud well we may as well explore”
“Huh yeah”
It looked like a crazy ladies house because there were cats EVERYWHERE but there was no seats just cat toys bowls and beds we checked at a bowl just as a cat finished it then when we blinked after the cat went we saw it was full again “huh that's weird that bowl filled up after we blinked” Suddenly I hear a flop and a lot of weight gets put on me “PLEASE TELL ME THERE ISN'T AN EXTREMELY FAT CAT ON MY HEAD”
“Yes there is Aidan yes there is”
“WHY DID YOU TELL ME SEBASTIAN IT WAS A RHETORICAL QUESTION”
“Well I didn’t know that because it didn’t sound like one”
“AAAAARRRRRGGGGG” “GET IT OFF ME”
“Hehehe LEL”
“BE QUIET ELI AND GET THIS OF ME IT WEIGHS LIKE A THOUSAND TONES”
“HOLY MEOW that is so much weight!!”
“JUST GET IT OFF!!”
“FINE fine”
When it was off I finally relaxed
“WOW that was like holding up the sky”
“I KNOW AND I'M STILL HOLDING IT”
“Just… put it on the ground”
Well that will be Easy
Chapter 2: UMMM HOW
We Wandered into the next Room to see more craziness
It was a Greek and Roman room with celestial bronze and Imperial gold swords, shields, daggers, arrows, bows, armor and household items
No, you didn’t read it wrong because there really was household items such as frying pans, pens paper clips hair brushes and you get the idea but Me, Sabastian and Zoe LOVED it because we love Greek and Roman stuff Eli kind of liked it but Kurt…
HE HATED IT!!!
We didn’t know why but he complained it was BORING We told him to play on his phone so he did
For a while after that, he said that it was boring but we had only gotten a third of the way through we told him to sit on the bench and moan but he didn’t
“ARRRG ARE WE FINISHED”
“No, we have 2 thirds left
“I DON'T CARE I'M GOING ONTO THE NEXT ROOM…”
“WAIT DON’T oh he went welp more Greek YEEEEEEEEY”
“OH MY GOSH”
“What is it, Kurt”
“BALLS”
“WAIT WHAT”
I rush to the door to see it was filled with bouncy balls and then out of the corner of my eye I saw Jacksepticeye Shouting “I LOVE BALLS”
“Umm… what” I say
Then out of nowhere the balls start growing into bouncing exercise balls
“WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON”
“Remember Aidan These are crazy rooms”
“Oh right”
“Hey Um, Aidan, you should look in the next room”
“Kk Kurt”
I wander into the next to find…
Well, I won't spoil The next chapter ok annnnd proof of my goal ok.
Maths goal: To know square numbers to 100 and the corresponding square root
(no proof right now ok get some soon)
Reading goal: To use a range of strategies such as inferring to work out more complex words.
I feel good about my reading as I infer and paint a picture in my mind
Well, that's all for now BYE! 😀
Quote from jacksepticeye / Sean William McLaughlin.
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